ESRT Activation: Overstuffed Snack Situation
Level 3: Code Red Snack Alert
We've received reports of a snack overflow at sector 4, level 2. Reports of overstuffed vending machines, jammed snack dispensers, and an all-around snacking emergency are flooding in. Our ESRT team is on scene, armed with an arsenal of spare change, extra napkins, and an unrelenting passion for snacking.
**Emergency Response Protocols:**
- Deploy the Snack Squad to sector 4, level 2.
- Establish a perimeter around the affected area to prevent snack-related chaos.
- Execute the 5-10-15 minute protocol: 5 minutes for evacuation, 10 for snack rationing, and 15 for damage control.
**Current Status:**
- Snack levels: Critical
- ESRT team: En route
- Snack-related casualties: 3
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